Troopergate

If you’re finding out about this on my blog, you’re probably woefully behind the curb, but the majority Republican legislative panel charged with investigating Sarah Palin has found she abused the powers of office.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Sarah Palin unlawfully abused her power as governor by trying to have her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper, the chief investigator of an Alaska legislative panel concluded Friday. The politically charged inquiry imperiled her reputation as a reformer on John McCain’s Republican ticket.

Investigator Stephen Branchflower, in a report to a bipartisan panel that looked into the matter, found Palin in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their office for personal gain.

The report also notes that Monegan was lawfully fired, even while constituting an ethics violation. As I’m sure is a shocking development for many, Palin has responded by outright lying.

(PITTSBURGH) As she boarded her campaign bus this morning, Sarah Palin denied the conclusion of a state ethics report, which found the Alaska governor abused her power when she pressured subordinates to get a state trooper fired.

Asked by a reporter if she abused her power, Palin shook her head and said, ““No.”

She added, “And if you read the report, you’ll see that there was nothing unlawful or unethical about replacing a cabinet member. You got to read the report, sir.”

Ultimately, I don’t think this revelation will prove very measurably damaging. Support for McCain has probably bottomed out, and those committed to Sarah Palin at this point border on an almost religious zealotry. Perhaps this will help ossify current trends, but it would tough to imagine seeing the Republican ticket get considerably more unpopular.

Michael Scherer, Continued Asshattery

Mike Scherer, career asshat, has a lengthy post up on TIME.com lamenting that the currently Republican averse political environment will prevent us from knowing what sort of decision Barack Obama would make when confronted with choosing his career or image. Scherer arrives at this conclusion by absolving McCain of any wrongdoing in stoking the Ayers bonfire because after all, John McCain has always been a politician.

For years, McCain was well-served by his ironic approach, his regular nods to the stupidity and dishonesty of the political debate. It was sincere to the extent that it furthered his ambition and confirmed his own sense of his ability to do good. At some point this year, however, I think he decided that he faced a choice. He could either stick with the old approach and lose, or he could switch to a new approach and have a real chance of winning. He chose the latter. This does not change who McCain is. Through both iterations, he was a politician in the classic sense: a fiercely ambitious man totally convinced of his own ability to do good.

Even if we disregard the idiocy of the statement, “It was sincere to the extent that it furthered his ambition and confirmed his own sense of his ability to do good,” this still wouldn’t be the whole story. That is, McCain’s transmogrification wasn’t isolated to political tactics, it also involved reversal on a number of high profile issues (to name a few: Guantanamo Bay, torture, tax cuts, his own immigration bill, energy policy, etc.).

Now, I’ll concede some validity to the argument that Obama’s “transcendent” politics have been much closer to politics as usual than initially billed, but Obama’s primary message has always been “change” and there’s simply no denying that an Obama presidency would mark a dramatic shift in policy.

The fact is that John McCain’s primary political appeal was that of a truth telling, ideologically independent, man of great personal honor and dedication to his country. Through continued deceit, an endless list of flip-flops, and his selection of the manifestly unqualified Sarah Palin as his Vice President, John McCain has undercut literally every facet of his political identity to a comical order. Meanwhile — and in defense of Michael Scherer, failure to draw distinctions of degree does appear to be a journalistic malady of a general persuasion — to suggest that Obama’s rejection of town-hall meetings and public financing is even remotely comparable to John McCain’s descent from Washington iconoclast to Karl Rove acolyte is well, just quite daft enough for Michael Scherer to do.

Jedi Mind Tricks

In perhaps one of the most audacious Jedi mind tricks in American history, Sarah Palin has released a report absolving herself of any wrongdoing in Troopergate. You can’t make this stuff up…this is from the AP:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – On the eve of a report on a legislative panel’s abuse-of-power investigation into Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, campaign officials released their own report clearing her of any wrongdoing.

In other news, Rasheed Wallace is set to release his lifestory, “I Never Even Touched the Guy.”

Desperation: Stinky Cologne Part II

Apparently my theory of Obama’s extraterrestrialism hasn’t caught on. Indeed it seems that a number of McCain-Palin supporters still believe Barack Obama is a terrorist.

I’ll add that as Obama displays his steadiness and competence in these debates, these shrill cries of terrorist ties seem more and more like hysterical lies.

Desperation: Stinky Cologne

Jonathan Martin reports that “Hussein” has been invoked in reference to Obama by yet another local pol warming up the crowd, despite the reference being ruled “inappropriate” by the McCain campaign.

Bill Platt, GOP chair of Lehigh County, just warmed up the crowd and referred to Obama as “Barack Hussein Obama twice.”

Of course, the McCain campaign doesn’t really want to put the kibosh on this sort of behavior, but the sad thing is that I just don’t think it’s going to work, and the fact that the GOP has had to escalate to such volume is proof. Swing voters in this election literally can’t afford to make a purely cultural decision.

Lacuna Beach

Sarah Palin, speaking today in Florida, wanted to reassure elderly voters that their entitlement programs are safe.

And John McCain and I will protect the entitlement programs that Americans depend on – and above all, Social Security.

Leaving alone what, exactly, we should take “protect” to mean, the McCain campaign has still boldly asked “I can has Medicare cut?”

What It’s All About

This legitimately frightening stuff underscores the importance of this election:

Worse, Palin’s routine attacks on the media have begun to spill into ugliness. In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then went on to blame Katie Couric‘s questions for her “less-than-successful interview with kinda mainstream media.” At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the press area, waving thunder sticks and shouting abuse. Others hurled obscenities at a camera crew. One Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, “Sit down, boy.”

Realizing that winning on the virtue of superior ideas is an impossibility, the McCain campaign has escalated the culture to febrile intensity. If McCain’s ascent to the presidency is built on this simple hatred and contempt, it will be a sad day for America.

Glass Houses

There’s been much talk lately about how John McCain is “switching” back to negative campaigning, ready to cast doubt on Barack Obama’s integrity by highlighting ties to Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers or just otherwise tar him as “unpatriotic.” This seems unlikely to work.

In the first place, one must have cultivated a record of moral integrity to successfully levy such “guilt by association” attacks. While John McCain could once claim such a reputation, his campaign has degenerating into rampant lying and unhinged media bashing that has severely tainted McCain’s straight talk brand. Just las week, Sarah Palin casually lied that Alaskan funds had been divested from Sudan to penalize the Sudanese government, when in fact, she had actually killed a bill designed to do just that

But beyond McCain’s recent record for meretricious campaigning, he has had quite a few sketchy associations himself, and moreover, was officially reprimanded by the Senate for his complicity in the Savings & Loan crisis in 1991. To this end, Barack Obama has launched a website www.keatingeconomics.com, with a 13 minute documentary and actual implicative documents written by McCain himself. What’s more, the website ties McCain’s proximity to the Savings & Loan scandal and his meddling on behalf of Charles Keating with the current economic crisis. Fair or not, the case that McCain’s willingness to intervene on the wrong end of a financial boondoggle in the past impugns his judgment and implicates him in the current crisis is far more credible than the notion that serving together on a board predisposes Barack Obama to acts of terrorism. In addition, Obama’s patience on pushing the Keating scandal forward imbues the story a bite that should help neutralize McCain’s charges.

Finally, the economic slowdown and unpopularity of Bush’s policies are simply too real to overcome with this sort of nonsense. When Rick Davis told the Washington Post that this election wasn’t about issues, he was simply being more hopeful than candid.

Reading

In a recent video press release interview on Fox News, Sarah Palin did reveal which publications of “all” she actually reads, one of which is The Economist. I’m not sure if she’s aware of this, but she might want to consult The Economist’s recent poll of economists on the election, which shows economists overwhelmingly believe Obama to be a better potential steward of the market.

I heard she reads it for the articles.

Metaphors

Frequent commenter “Mike” makes a noteworthy point about the snap polls:

The “qualified” statistic in the snap polls is astonishing and deserves to be mentioned. 87% for Biden to 42% for Palin? That’s an enormous confidence gap. It demonstrates that none other than Republicans dare to suggest that she is actually qualified for her job… and I bet the number would be lower if the Veep had the CheneyPowers she alluded to. It also shows that she didn’t “right the ship” as much as we may have initially thought.

I think this is right in regards to “righting the ship.” A better cliched expression would that she “stopped the bleeding [momentarily and that the internal hemorrhaging continues apace].”

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