
I think Michael Goldfarb takes the cake today:
…Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl — that is, only by having a black president, an Hispanic justice, a female secretary of State, and Bozo the Clown as vice president will the United States become a true “vanguard of societal ideas and changes.”
I keep trying to think of something clever to say about this — maybe some cutting remark about Goldfarb’s expertise with Hispanic girls — but I’m pretty sure this is actually too crazy to improve.